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TwistedBrass

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42 posts in this topic

4 hours ago, fred said:

I never thought about that. I wonder why you jersey wearing knuckleheads don't wear a waiters uniform to the restaurant.

 

1 hour ago, Greg81102 said:

I heard JMC only does that when he goes to Hooters!

I can't work that gig anymore.  The orange hot pants keep riding up into an irretrievable place.  :blink:

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1 hour ago, fred said:

Hey, one time I was the linesman for a ECHL game because I had my Ref bag in the car.

And I see your brief influence on the ECHL game has become institutionalized.  :yucky:

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3 hours ago, Greg81102 said:

I heard JMC only does that when he goes to Hooters!

Now, that explains a lot!

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6 hours ago, fred said:

Hey, one time I was the linesman for a ECHL game because I had my Ref bag in the car.

'Nuff said. Desperate situations call for desperate measures.

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4 hours ago, JMC-STL said:

 

I can't work that gig anymore.  The orange hot pants keep riding up into an irretrievable place.  :blink:

TMI!!! Is that why I heard you go "commando"?

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6 hours ago, Greg81102 said:

I heard JMC only does that when he goes to Hooters!

I bet they never have $2 beers there.

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18 minutes ago, PlannedObsolescence said:

TMI!!! Is that why I heard you go "commando"?

At my age, "going commando" means a full-on assault in Stall #3 after all-you-can-eat hot wings.

And right on cue, "flatulentdeath" arrives.  :applause:

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5 minutes ago, JMC-STL said:

At my age, "going commando" means a full-on assault in Stall #3 after all-you-can-eat hot wings.

And right on cue, "flatulentdeath" arrives.  :applause:

Prolly more than just flatulence- nice juicy :happens::yikes:

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Applebees might be better than Hockey Arenas. Just as a test, I tried a different one and they had $2 beer also.

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19 minutes ago, fred said:

Applebees might be better than Hockey Arenas. Just as a test, I tried a different one and they had $2 beer also.

As long as you don't start chucking pucks at the bartender, or racing dachshunds around the dining area, you might just get treated better by the service staff.

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12 hours ago, JMC-STL said:

As long as you don't start chucking pucks at the bartender, or racing dachshunds around the dining area, you might just get treated better by the service staff.

I don't know, it would be hard to beat my regular beer lady at the VBC. She even brought my grandkids cupcakes last year.

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1 hour ago, fred said:

I don't know, it would be hard to beat my regular beer lady at the VBC. She even brought my grandkids cupcakes last year.

But chuck just one puck at her, and the honeymoon's over.

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2 hours ago, JMC-STL said:

But chuck just one puck at her, and the honeymoon's over.

Maybe, but when your tips have put their kids through college they usually give you a little leeway.

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1 hour ago, fred said:

Maybe, but when your tips have put there kids through college they usually give you a little leeway.

I didn't realize there was free in-state tuition to junior colleges in Alabama.  Good for y'all.  :unsure:

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Hey, I tip at least $1 a beer. (no stinkin state school for the beer ladies kids)

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5 hours ago, fred said:

Hey, I tip at least $1 a beer. (no stinkin state school for the beer ladies kids)

Wow, a 50% tip on $2 beer nights- I'm impressed!

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36 minutes ago, PlannedObsolescence said:

Wow, a 50% tip on $2 beer nights- I'm impressed!

It evens out. When they are $5 it's only 20%.

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